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Things abooot me

Name	Web address	Description

Dead chuffed		Am very proud to be able to say that I am now a 1st kyu, 3rd level instructor in Go Kan Ryu karate and a member of the British Combat Association

I have no neck		Apparently, although if you ask me I can point it out

I love chocolate peanuts		So don't offer me any cos I'll eat em all

I have always loved motorbikes		Passed my bike test several years before my car

I don't play computer games		Never seen the interest in them

I have an amazing physique		For a gorilla - honestly not human I swear

I am divorced and single		But looking lol

I sing in the car		Badly

No I Can't		No I can't help with the hole in the road outside your house

I design roads for a living		Well actually I make others design the roads and I shout at Contractors

And also Yorkshire		But spent most of my childhood and my life since in Yorkshire

I am Scottish		Despite leaving when i was six months old I am proud to have been born Scottish

I love films		I go to the cinema at least once a week and have got around three hundred DVDs

Mildly allergic to cats		I don't mind cats but they make me sneeze

I don't drink alcohol		I stopped before I was allowed to start

I dont drink hot drinks		None, no tea, no coffee, no hot chocolate etc

I hate melted cheese		Don't like melted cheese so don't eat pizza

I'm dead tall		In fact i am eighteen inches short of seven foot